May 2026 Reviews
Film
The Seven (2019) - 1/5 - "a complete nothing"
Spiral: From The Book of Saw (2021) - 1/5 - "fucking sucks"
Captain America: Brave New World (2025) - 1.5/5 - "can't even follow their own comic-book tier philosophy!"
In Dreams (2023) - 2/5 - "a bigger challenge than it appeared"
Picpus (1943) - 4/5 - "Don't look at things through a toilet window, Lucas"
Videotheque (2024) - 4/5 - "a real find"
Cecile is Dead (1944) - 4.5/5 - "one of the best adaptations"
Psychotic Breakdown (2023) - 1.5/5 - "not what you want a horror fan to write"
The Trail (2024) - 3.5/5 - "a highly specific feeling"
Undertone (2025) - 1.5/5 - "this isn't it"
Wellwood (2025) - 2/5 - "holds no weight"
Seoul Vibe (2022) - 3.5/5 - "preserves their charm"
Video Games
Save Room (2022) - 3/5 - "what are ya sellin?"
Perry Mason: The Case of the Mandarin Murder (1985) - 2/5 - "More's the pity"
Home (2022) - 2.5/5 - "hello neighbor"
Far Cry 3 (2012) - 4.5/5 - "doing something new and expecting the same thing"
Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 (2013) - 2/5 - "how hard can it be?"
Music
Leap of Faith Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (1992) - 4/5 - "no wrong turns"
Little by Little by Harvey Danger (2005) - 4.5/5 - "godspeed"
By The Time I Get to Phoenix by Glen Campbell (1967, remastered 2001) - 3/5 - "the ceiling is low"
1-800-TONIGHT II by 1-800-TONIGHT (2025) - 3.5/5 - "provoke the imagination"